Guys, I know that Hershey's is not the most best chocolate in the world. Yes, I said most best. Get over it. However, Hershey's chocolate is hands down my favorite. Now I enjoy just about any Hershey's chocolate product, but there is really something to opening a plain old chocolate bar and appreciating the cool, smooth, flawlessness of the bar itself. Appreciating the bar itself is only part of the Hershey's experience. Eating the bar is, obviously, the best part. As Moira Kelly says in that really bad skating movie of the early nineties, the experience is "almost orgasmic". Yes, I said orgasmic. Get over it.
Anyway, you get my drift. And as for that bad skating movie, I say it's bad but I will probably watch it anyway if it's on. It's got DB Sweeney and Dabney Coleman in it for God's sake! Geez. Then they do that whole Pamchenko Twist thing at the end.
Now you know what to get me for my birthday. A set of these, though, is always ok too.
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