Mike always says that he gets some of his best ideas while in the bathroom. Apparently he's not the only one. Here are some no doubt alcohol induced epiphanies written in the first stall at Richmond's Pub.
"Be the change you want to see in the world."
"Never give up on something you can't go a day without thinking about."
"If someone can make you smile without them being there that's when you know they've got you."
(Hardly "you had me at hello")
"Juuuu-dith! omg! she's like the crypt keeper"
"Always B honest even if it hurts Because you can always walk away being true to yourself"
Truly words to live by. Enjoy your newfound enlightenment!